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Posted on October 20, 2014October 22, 2023 by supercrank

Hilarious Black Metal Cough Drop Commercial

Norway’s trooist black metal band, Zyx, are having a hell of a time filming their latest brootal tune.

Posted on March 12, 2013October 22, 2023 by supercrank

Iron Maiden Trooper Beer Is Here!

Wow, Iron Maiden has finally introduced their very own brand of beer, appropriately named: “Trooper Beer”! Can’t wait to try it out, hopefully it will be available in the USA. Many equally awesome metal bands have released their very own brews: Motorhead, with their own Bastard Lager Beer and AC-DC with their own German beer. who else?

Posted on November 28, 2012 by supercrank

T-Shirt Hell’s Christmas T-Shirts!

Check out t-shirt hell’s Christmas tees, skip the lame department store tees

and grab one of these!

Posted on November 27, 2012 by supercrank

Introducing The Burzum Clothes Line!

What more clues does one need to sense metal genre’s slow death, is it the daily subjection of rap and hip/hop everywhere you go? could it be the so called heavy metal fans wearing jayz tees instead of exodus tees? or is it this joke article regarding ‘Burzum’s new clothes line‘?

Burzum’s Clothing Line?

Posted on October 11, 2012 by supercrank

New Alchemy Gothic Catalogs!

The new Alchemy Gothic catalogs 35 anniversary edition, features 4 catalogs in one! includes Alchemy Gothic, Metal Wear, UL13 and Alchemy Empire, 70+ pages of awesome stuff!

Posted on August 10, 2012 by supercrank

Black Metal Fedex Commercial

Hilarious Fedex commercial features a composite Black Metal band relaxing, while their manager is in the midst of a publicity dilemma.

Posted on August 5, 2012 by supercrank

Black Metal Man Apple IOS Game

The worlds first Black Metal game has just been unleashed on the IOS platform, the makers say “it maybe the most stressful, dark and intense game on the app store”. that’s great, and it’s only .99 cents.

get it now: Black Metal Man