We’re thrilled to announce the triumphant return of the most epic online destination for metal t-shirts – Supercrank.com! After a short hiatus, we’re back with a bang, ready to rock your wardrobes once again with the most iconic and badass metal designs. While we don’t have our in-house merchandise available just yet, we’re taking a […]
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This black metal band is having a hell of a time filming their latest brutal tune. Watch it. Why it works Corpse paint. Spikes. A snowy forest. A singer whose voice is not cooperating. The ad plays every black metal cliché straight, and that is why it is funny. Black metal has a long history […]
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Iron Maiden finally has their own beer, named after one of their best songs: Trooper beer. About Trooper Trooper launched in 2013. Iron Maiden made it with Robinsons, a family brewery in Stockport, England. Bruce Dickinson is a real ale fan, and he helped pick the flavor. It is a golden British ale, easy to […]
Skip the lame department store holiday tees. T-Shirt Hell put out a line of Christmas shirts that are anything but nice. Who is T-Shirt Hell? T-Shirt Hell has been selling offensive, dark humor shirts since the early 2000s. Their holiday designs take every Christmas cliche and twist it. Santa, reindeer, and elves all get the […]
What more clues does one need to sense metal’s slow death? Is it so called metal fans wearing Jay-Z tees instead of Exodus tees? Or is it this joke article about Burzum’s new clothing line? The joke In 2011, MetalSucks ran a fake story claiming Burzum was launching a fashion line. The pictures showed models […]
The new Alchemy Gothic catalogs 35 anniversary edition, features 4 catalogs in one! includes Alchemy Gothic, Metal Wear, UL13 and Alchemy Empire, 70+ pages of awesome stuff! find it on ebay! Four brands in one book This 35th anniversary edition packed four catalogs together. Here is what each one covers. About Alchemy Gothic Alchemy started in England in […]
This funny FedEx commercial shows a black metal band relaxing while their manager deals with a publicity problem. Why it is funny The band is in full corpse paint and spikes. They look evil. But they are just hanging out, like any office crew. The joke is how normal they act while the manager panics. […]
The world’s first black metal game hit iOS in 2012. The makers said it may be the most stressful, dark and intense game on the App Store. That’s great. And it was only 99 cents. Game trailer What is Black Metal Man? It is a goofy, fast game built around black metal clichés. Corpse paint, […]
Now at TShirt Hell add a custom name to your Support Our Troops t-shirt. there are 100 available, get it now before it’s too late! Male Names Female Names
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For Memorial Day 2012, all black metal t-shirts were on sale for $9.99, along with poster flags. That sale is over, but we still run deals on band tees. Why black metal shirts are a staple Black metal shirts are some of the most recognizable merch in music. Spiky, unreadable logos. Corpse paint photos. Cold, […]
The 2012 Alchemy Gothic Calendar is out now, Get yours now! Alchemy Gothic Calendar 2012 for sale | eBay About the calendar 2012 was the Year of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac. Alchemy Gothic built their 2012 calendar around it. Each month has dark fantasy art with dragons, skulls, and gothic scenes. Alchemy Gothic puts […]
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Iced Earth dropped Dystopia in 2011, and the title track came with an official video. Here it is. A new voice for Iced Earth Dystopia was the first Iced Earth album with Stu Block on vocals. Block came over from Canadian band Into Eternity. He had big shoes to fill after Matt Barlow, and he […]
